VOX - Ninjapoo

Originally posted to monkeybox.vox.com

I’m concerned.  One of the dogs has learned the art of stealth poo. This dog, left a rather nice gift in the lounge last night.  But this morning was a masterful display of NINJA POWER.  As I was sitting only a mere metre or two away he did the squat, dropped the bomb and scuttled off without even a sound. I shall find this ninja dog and make him suffer with my vengeful wrath, or I’ll just make him sit outside for a few minutes, which ever is easiest and doesn’t require any effort.